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The Pedaso Cozze Festival

The Cozze Festival at Pedaso, August 2009
During August, every town in this part of Italy holds a sagra or festa.
Strictly speaking, a sagra is a fair and a festa a party, though in practice there seems to be little or no difference between a sagra and a festa. Every town’s sagra focuses on a particular type of food; one we are intrigued by but have never been to is Altidona whose food focus is polenta and snails, but the sagra we go to every year is at Pedaso, where the subject is mussels.
At Pedaso, the festival of mussels
2009 was the 43rd sagra of cozze (mussels) in Pedaso, which means that the first was held in 1956. Every year since then, during the few days leading up to and including ferragosto (15th August), Pedaso holds its sagra delle cozze; some of the streets are closed and the tennis courts and football pitch are dedicated to the sagra. You buy a ticket at a shed that serves as the ticket office; precisely what’s on offer varies a bit each year but this year you paid €6 for a bowl of mussels, and/or €7 for a bowl of spaghetti with a marinara (chopped seafood and tomato), sauce and a bread roll. Every year it’s a bowl of mussels, a bowl of spaghetti marinara, and a bread roll, it’s just the price bundle that periodically changes.
You buy you ticket, then queue for your tray of dinner
When you’ve got your ticket you take it to the food dispensing tent, where you exchange it for a cardboard tray on which is placed a plastic container perhaps 8 inches by 6, piled high with mussels; a similar plastic container full of spaghetti and sauce; a bread roll in a transparent sealed plastic bag – this is a good idea as the roll can roll off the tray – and a paper wallet containing a plastic knife and fork; a paper serviette; and a lemon-scented hand wipe in a sealed envelope.
The mussels cookers stir big vats in the serving tents
The mussels have been cooked by being tipped from sacks into large heated vats, stirred by a man with a paddle. The vats will contain a little water and some oil and herbs, and when the mussels have opened and are lifted out you get a fair amount of the juice in the bottom of your little container. The spaghetti is cooked al dente, somehow they manage this on the large quantities, and is mixed with the sauce in orange plastic washing-up bowls before being ladled out into portions. The bread roll is a typical Italian bread roll, of heavily-processed white unsalted flour, and with a good crackly crust; for some reason only Britain seems to insist on bread with rubbery crusts, which is a pity as the bread itself is often of good quality, just badly let down by the pathetic apology for a crust (why is there no popular uprising against this?).
And da bere (to drink)
To drink, this year it was plastic glasses of white wine for free, or rather bundled in with the cost of the food, and litre bottles of sparkling or still water for a euro each.
Next, find a spot at a table
You take your food to one of the trestle tables that are laid with white paper tablecloths that cover about four place settings and are surrounded by white plastic moulded chairs, and you sit down and eat your dinner, and talk with your friends.
For dessert, cocomero (watermelon)
After you’ve eaten the mussels and spaghetti, you can buy a large lump of watermelon (cocomero the Italian word) on a plastic plate, together with a plastic knife, for a euro a portion, and for a further euro if you want it an espresso coffee in a paper cup.
Efficient clearing of tables
When you’ve finished, a man comes round and shoves all your leftovers, trays and all, into a black plastic sack, and when you’ve got up and left he does the same with your paper tablecloth and replaces it with a fresh one, ready for the next customer.
Efficient functioning of the whole event, amazingly
And it all works, surprisingly efficiently; surprisingly because efficiency is not something that Italy is famous for, but even more surprisingly given the number of people eating at any one time. It’s hard to estimate exactly, it will be at least a thousand, probably two or three thousand, may even be as much as five. This is at any one time. Serving starts at 7.30pm and goes on until about 9 or 10, and for most of that time there are few spaces available for someone to sit down; people are found wandering about with their tray looking for a free seat. It’s not too bad if you are a couple, you can usually find somewhere, a foursome generally not too much problem, but six or upwards can be a real struggle and they often have to split up.
The old fashioned screwing of the system
Since the Italians tend to arrive in largish groups, this difficulty of finding adequate places together presents a problem, so what many of them do is to send someone to find a place, who then reserves the seats alongside by telling anyone who comes along that they are already taken. No one seems to start a fight by disputing or arguing with this, even though they themselves might be hard-pressed to find anywhere to sit.
The next difficulty arises on account of the queues. A couple of thousand people needing first to buy a ticket, and then to collect their dinner from the dispensing tent, will inevitably create a queue. For much of the evening this is an immense queue, which moves, slowly, slowly, but snakes for a hundred yards or more. So the trick of certain unscrupulous groups is to send one person to find and bag some seats, another to queue for the tickets, while the rest stand in the food queue, so that with any luck the person buying the tickets will be able to get to them before they reach the food serving counter and so hand them the tickets. This sometimes works, but often it takes longer to buy a ticket than to queue for food, so you find a gaggle of people waiting by the counter, saying to others behind them, who have followed the procedures in a more public-spirited fashion: please, you go ahead.
The queue-jumping and general overall uncertainty puts some people off going, but we find it all part of the general theatre. Also we try to get there reasonably early.
You walk on a bed of linolem
All this movement of people might be expected to churn up the football pitch and make a pretty muddy experience underfoot, so to overcome this they lay down a floor. This year it was a kind of springy grey linoleum-like vinyl, a bit like we have in one of our bathrooms at home though a lot more bouncy. It’s therefore simple to clean and presumably gets chucked away at the end of the four days, since there will undoubtedly be the odd cigarette burn-mark, though actually the number of people who smoke at the tables is surprisingly low – I’d estimate about one in twenty.
Ancillary entertainment
After having finished your dinner and bounced your way on the vinyl past the still-queuing ever-hopeful diners, there are roadside stalls to see; sometimes – though not this year on the day we went – there are street entertainers, and there is a live band with dancing. You can take a stroll by the sea, and you can go to a café for a coffee or an ice-cream.
The stalls are a bit predictable: an African selling carvings; a grubby-looking girl with lank dark hair, smoking a cigarette and selling silver jewellery; candy floss and sweetie stalls; and this year, somewhat ominously, the Scientologists, selling books. We take a look at these; we watch for a few moments the people dancing to the band, though only for a few moments as the band, which this year consisted of a female singer, a male trumpet player, and a man playing an electronic accordion and simultaneously controlling the synthesised percussion machine, were a bit hard to bear for long.
A stroll by the sea
We walked by the sea and then went to the café for an ice cream, leaving eventually to drive home at a quarter to eleven. We went on the 13th August; had we gone, as sometimes in previous years, on the 15th, we could have waited to see the firework display over the sea, which begins at an Italian midnight, ie about twenty past twelve.
This is the fifth year we’ve been to the mussels festival at Pedaso and we have formed some observations about it:
1. All the standing in line, queue-jumping, reserving of seats at the tables, it has a feel of Britain in the 1950s. It probably has a feel of Italy in the 1950s too, but Italy hasn’t moved on. The Brits still queue at the checkout in IKEA, they still queue to get on the Ryanair plane, but they don’t like it, and I think they’d take one look at the queues in Pedaso and say: let’s go somewhere else.
2. No one stands on the sidelines. Everyone participates. I’m sure in Britain now you’d get groups of people standing about and looking while they make up their mind. This is another change since the 1950s.
3. There are no immigrants, nearly everyone is a working-class Italian. It’s not entirely true that there are no immigrants, as there’s us, but we’re most unusual. The first time we went to the mussels festival in Pedaso we looked around at these thousands of heads around tables there on the football pitch and said to ourselves: there must be some Brits here. But there weren’t, and there aren’t. The local Brits don’t go. Nor do the Poles, or Albanians, and there are certainly no black faces to be seen. The whole thing works because everyone is following a common cultural set of rules. Why don’t any of the many local Brits go to the sagra? Who knows?
4. Free wine works for Italians of a certain age. No one drinks too much. Many don’t drink any wine at all. Unlimited booze obviously wouldn’t work in Britain, and it probably won’t work for the younger Italians, especially in the cities, where there’s an increasing drink problem.
5. Italian children in this area of Italy eat mussels like sweeties. Next to us at the trestle table were two women and two children, a boy and a girl, the boy perhaps six-years-old, both children tucking in to the mussels as if they were a bowl of coco-pops. Which just goes to show . . . probably something about the power of mothers. We’ve seen children enthusiatically chomping mussels in Sardinia too.
6. One in twenty Italians smoking is a surprisingly small number. And even if it isn’t one in twenty, it’s not many; you’d almost look around and believe that no one is smoking at all. This must certainly be a recent change.
7. Five thousand people on each of four nights, each spending €10. It comes to €200,000 and will be an underestimate. The organisers will have to pay for the sacks of mussels and the pasta, for the staff of whom there are a fair number especially those clearing tables, for the vinyl flooring, for the personalised cutlery wallets, for the fireworks on the last night, for the band, for the (not very extensive) marketing. Do the sums stack up? Hard to know.

Chicken and Chips

A Chicken and Chip Dinner in a Hotel, July 2009
We’d booked on internet a Great Western hotel between Verona and Vicenza at what seemed like a bargain price. And so it turned out to be. Either new or newly refitted, and a great plus for us was that it had a swimming pool that you could swim in (as opposed to just pose alongside), in a pleasant garden with the main Verona-to-Venice railway line running past the end of the garden. So you couldn’t get bored, even while swimming. The hotel was obviously trying hard to attract custom by means of promotions, one of which we’d picked up on. And good luck to it.
The hotel was trying hard and one group of people it appeared to have succeeded with was Serbs, from Belgrade. There was an extended family of Serbs. It’s nice to know that Serbs are getting the opportunity to get out and about at last.
Dinner
Dinner was in an over-elaborate dining room presided over by a little chap with a moustache. He presented us with the rather extensive and fancy menu, which was in Italian and which we proceeded to peruse and come to some decisions. After a while the moustachioed man came to our table and said, ‘Sprechen sie Deutsch?’ This is not the first time in Italian restaurants that we are thought at first to be German. We replied in Italian that we spoke Italian and he said, in Italian: Benissimo, then may I offer some advice? It’s quite normal for an Italian waiter to offer advice, and even more normal for the customer to ask the waiter for his advice – the Italian word for advice in this context is consiglio – rather like the English word, counsel.
Moustachio advised that there was a special on tonight, two courses and coffee for only 15 euros. Tonight’s special consisted of spaghetti all’amatriciana (a sauce of tomatoes, onions and fat bacon) followed by chicken and chips. And may we add an antipasto from the buffet table? Si, for an extra five euros. So we did that. The help-yourself antipasto was extensive but fairly tasteless; the spaghetti all’amatriciana was not too bad (or, more grammatically accurate for fear of being ignominiously corrected by someone: were not too bad), and the chicken and chips tasted just like . . . chicken and chips.
Banking on the monolinguals
It seems that the restaurant had a big menu in a red folder to look swish, but was banking on no one who was not Italian being able to understand it, at which point the waiter comes along and explains in either German or English that he advises tonight’s special. There were some Italians in the dining room too, mostly also eating the special, though one somewhat elegantly-dressed slim blonde woman of about forty came in, evidently staying there on business, and ordered something we didn’t catch, and which turned out to be a sheet of brown paper full of shellfish, baby octopus etc, deep-fried in batter. A kind of shell fish and chips without the chips.
The woman spent the entire dinner either talking on or fiddling with her mobile phone, and picking at the deep-fried items in a rather unenthusiastic way. She ate about a third of it, and apologised to moustachio that it was just too much for her, and then went on her way. Apart from her – and we smelled the deep fried batter as the waiter brought the parcel to her table and it smelled rather considerably like deep-fried batter – apart from her everyone seemed to eat the special: chicken and chips.
And there’s nothing wrong with chicken and chips, there’s nothing intrinsically wrong with anything. But if you’re going to do it, do it with panache. Quite hard to do chicken and chips in style. I’ll have to see if I can find an example where it has been done impressively.

Dinner with the Neighbours

January 2009
We were privileged to be invited to dinner with our neighbours. Privileged because they are a working-class Italian family, father, mother and three children aged about 21, 18 and 12, the youngest a boy and the older two girls. Mother was to make gnocchi, and Hilary said she’d like to see how it was done – to their bemusement, as everyone knows how to make gnocchi!
First, mother made a big ball of dough from mashed potatoes and flour, getting it to a consistency where it was kind of stretchy. She then took gobbits off this and rolled them into tubes on a flour-covered board. For gnocchi, you really do need a ‘tavolino’, a large wooden board that you can coat with flour to roll the dough out on. When she’d rolled out four or five snakes of dough, each about ¾ inch diameter, she put them side-by-side and cut off sections with a knife, each section ½ to ¾ inches in length. These she dropped into a pan of boiling water, and when the gnocchi rose to the surface, they were ready to eat.
While the cooking as going on, the father of the family took me into the dining room, ie the sitting room with a large table laid, for he wanted to show me a travel magazine. Brazil, Thailand, Cuba – these places should get a good exchange rate, no? He is ‘curioso’ to see the world, which given that he will only eat pasta, is kind of a slightly painful wishful thinking, but given his financial situation, as a manual worker in a shoe factory that is suffering increasingly frequent lay-offs, and with three dependent children, is also practical wishful thinking. We looked at the brochures. He would love to go places, in principle at least.
At dinner there was Hilary and me, father and mother, their three children, and daughter number two’s boyfriend, who carries about him the to us splendid name, though to him clearly the slightly embarrassing one, of Eros. Eros’ job? He drives a cement lorry. Like all cement-lorry drivers, Eros is overweight and his stomach hangs over his belt. He is in his early twenties.
Dinner began with gnocchi in a sauce of mushrooms and sausage. Daughter number two and 12-year-old son did not eat any of this; daughter because she does not eat vegetables, and son because he is an increasingly demanding 12-year-old who gets his own way with just about everything, and he does not eat vegetables either.
Following on from gnocchi with mushrooms and sausage, came gnocchi with ragù, ie a meat sauce. Gnocchi with ragù was popular all round, both number two daughter and son were able to tuck into this. Eros, to his credit, tucked into everything.
After this second gnocchi dish came polpetti. Polpetti are Italian meatballs. And with the polpetti, some salad. Our stomachs were pretty full, as the gnocchi, especially that with ragù, came in an enormous dish, from which we were encouraged to take second, third and unlimited helpings, and which was still half full long after we were nearly completely so.
The taste, from beginning to end, was beyond criticism. Squisito.
To drink there was just one bottle of red wine. No one had more than the tiniest of glassfuls. Italian families will typically drink a small glass of red wine, then do as Eros did, and when offered some more place his hand over the glass and shake his head in the certified fashion, with an especially determined and serious look on his face. We have not perfected this yet, but have learned to be politely abstemious.
There was talk of dessert, though nothing it seemed had been planned especially, but we had brought as a small gift a packet of chocolate ginger biscuits, so we all agreed that with some coffee we should eat some of these.
‘All’ here excluded number two daughter and 12-year-old son, who would not even contemplate trying something like ginger, that they were unfamiliar with. The others did try them, and Eros in particular was most complimentary about their subtle taste, which was fair comment, we had brought them from the UK and they were of expensive quality.
I asked Eros what his hopes and expectations were for 2009, and he seemed a bit taken aback by the question, but replied that he expected that 2009 would be an exact replica of 2008. And I suppose that probably, for him, it will, as it probably will for many working people all over the world, it was inconsiderate of me, coming as I was from my privileged position of professional-class choice, to ask it.
While the dinner progressed, the typically Italian circumstances prevailed of:
a. unbroken and multitasked conversation, and
b. the large-screen television on in the corner of the room; in this room’s case quite close to the table – 12-year-old son spent the best part of the meal with his eyes glued to this.
In addition, and in case we should find the walls too bare, there was a fish tank with a number of brightly-coloured fishes swimming about looking rather agitated. Some red ones and a rather spectacular and shark-like blue-black one. The fish tank is a recent family acquisition.
It was extremely kind of the family to invite us, and somewhat difficult to know quite how we can repay such hospitality.

Old Fashioned Potatoes

January 2009
In Britain, when you go up a hill, you can be fairly sure that when you get to the top, there will be before you another hill – aha but that's only on foot or by bicycle – eventually you get to the top of all the hills, and then you start coming down the other side.
Not so in the Sibillini Mountains area of Italy; there when you get to the top of the hill, there is quite commonly a wide plain – it reminds me of the Monty Python sketch where the explorer talks of climbing Kilimanjaro and says that it’s a fairly stiff slog until you get to the top, at which point it levels orf a bit. That’s exactly what happens in the Sibillinis.
These plains are high, and flat and wide; very hot in the summer and often extremely cold in the winter. It is here that they grow those crops not so well suited to the lower altitudes: potatoes, onions, flowers for cutting, and lentils. The high plain between Caldarola and Foligno, based around the town of Colfiorito, is famous for potatoes.
Alongside the road, in every layby and track, is a tractor and trailer, with a farmer, or possibly it’s a salesman dressed as a farmer, selling potatoes. We been across this plain before and for the first time this time we stopped and bought some potatoes.
Small red-skinned, potatoes, of a floury texture when boiled, and eating them, as we did mashed with some sausage and cabbage and on a subsequent evening baked with some monkfish and onion, is for me a kind of evocation, a taste of my childhood. Potatoes don’t taste like that any more. It’s hard to pinpoint. Of course it may just be the variety of potato, though it could have something to do with intensity of cultivation that we now suffer. I had not realised the change that has taken place, until I was so reminded of it.

A Cenone for New Year’s Eve

December 2005
Male Appetito
It was New Year’s Eve and on NYE in Italy you eat a cenone. A cenone is a big cena, which is the Italian word for dinner, rather like a calzone is a big sock, you thought it was an Italian pastie what you get in pizza restaurants didn’t you? Well it is, but it means a big sock, which is a pretty good description if you think about it. Anyway, a cenone is a very big dinner and on NYE it commences about 9pm.
Facing a Cenone
Facing a cenone in one of the region’s best-thought-of restaurants, when your appetite has gone missing, as mine had done for a couple of days since, is rather like the man with no arms or legs who enters a swimming competition, jumps into the water and sinks straight to the bottom. When they fish him out he splutters, “What a time to go and get cramp in the ears!’. Whereas I had to face the following tweleve-course meal:
12 Courses
1. a plate of cold stripey-grilled vegetables; courgettes, aubergine, mushroom, onion and olives, preserved in oil or vinegar or both.
2. some olive ascolani and cremini, olive ascolani are large green olives special to the region of Ascoli Piceno, which have been de-stoned and the resulting hole filled with a mix of chopped beef, veal, turkey and pork, the olives are then coated with flour and deep-fried. Cremini are little cubes made from a mix of flour, egg and sugar which are then coated in flour and deep-fried, so the result tastes rather like deep-fried custard, if you can imagine such a thing.
3. something resembling a slice of mushroom quiche.
4. a mushroom omelette
You may have detected at this point that someone who doesn’t like eggs or mushrooms could be disadvantaged – yes indeed, the menu planning could be improved, notwithstanding the restaurant’s reputation. I like both eggs and mushrooms but unfortunately not that evening.
5. pig's trotters and lentils as a kind of thick soup.
I was looking forward to trying this and it was quite palatable, even for someone with no appetite.
6. mushroom ravioli in a creamy sauce
yes, yet more mushroom.
7. a slice of vegetable lasagne, vegetables including mushrooms.
8. a plate of sliced duck meat with an Italian pickled onion
(less harsh than the British form as done in red wine vinegar, not malt vinegar, so not too awful to eat).
9. a pork chop from a young pig, with potato cubes done in the oven in the pig fat.
10. a plate of salad.
11. a dessert of a kind of jam- and cream-filled sponge.
12. coffee and chocs.
With this came four bottles of wine, a fizzy white one to go with the starters, a light red one for the pasta, a darker red one for the meat, and a sweet fizzy one for the dessert.
Going Out For Air
Fortunately, now that smoking is banned in Italian restaurants, the Italians are forever getting up and going outside for a smoke during their dinner, so I was able to wander out for some air now and again, without seeming to be rude or out of place.<
A Jolly Do
But it was quite a jolly evening nonetheless, with much wandering around and shaking of hands at midnight.
Going Out For Air
And I’m pleased to report that by the time we came to drive back to the UK on 3rd January, my appetite had been found again.
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