April 2005
Through the tipping-it-down pouring rain to Rotterdam, where we
boarded the ferry and then stayed eating and talking in the self-service
restaurant somewhat later than we usually do, which meant that as we walked
back to our cabin through the bar, the cabaret had begun. Two men and three
women, the men in black shirts, black trousers and rather clompy black
shoes, the women in low-cut black v-tops, black trousers with sharp creases
and very-high-heeled shoes, and they between them did a kind of polished
karaoke with rehearsed dance movements.
Behind a glass screen at the rear of
the audience were two rather cauliflower-eared men with shaven heads,
working the sound balance and lighting.
At the tables sat a smattering of
elderly folk, trying to appear enthusiastic. We stood at the back alongside
some lorry drivers nursing their pints, and were incredulous. And laughing,
though we felt rather snooty doing this so decided not to stay too long.
This particular crossing, being a Tuesday in April, was not terribly full
and the people that there were mainly consisted of German coach parties of
elderly folk. This is not the key market for the Hull-Rotterdam ferry: no,
this ferry makes most of its money from Brits on a night out, where they
cross to Rotterdam, or Zeebrugge, dancing and drinking to the cabaret until,
the lead singer gleefully informed us in his intro, about 4am, periodically
interspersing their entertainment with a turn losing their money at the
blackjack or roulette tables. They then sleep away a coach trip round the
bulbfields or more likely the red light district of Amsterdam and repeat the
exciting experience the following night on the way back home. They can even
leave their dancing shoes and glittery gown and cowboy hat in the cabin for
the day. What a grand double night-out! While we boring old respectables sleep
through it all in our cabins, oblivious to all the fun that is taking place
just along the corridor.
The ferry docked
safely, I’m pleased to report.
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